The Mystery Cold of Steinbrenner

On By jaedas
Seen above; a woman suffering from a mystifying illness that is not covid and therefore a complete mystery that has continued to baffle and confuse the public of Steinbrenner. Was last seen confined to week long bed rest. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
Seen above; a woman suffering from a mystifying illness that is not Covid and therefore a complete mystery that is continuing to baffle and confuse the public of Steinbrenner. She had last been seen confined to week long bed rest. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

A new, mysterious figure has made its entrance to the scene of Steinbrenner. Taking the breath away of girls, boys, and teachers alike- not with charm, not with looks, and […]

It Was a Dark and Stormy (Sweaty) Night

On By codyc
A young boy poses after a long night of trick or treating dressed as a vampire. After he had received many king-sized Hershey bars, he was given a measly toothbrush. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

You walk with friends on Halloween night; the costume that you’re wearing looks like a cheap rip-off of Scooby-Doo and your friends all match with you. Shaggy on […]

Fall “Fun” in Florida [SATIRE]

On By anthonym
Students that pass by on their way to class often get a glimpse of this tree with its “genuine” fall foliage. In past years, trees in Florida did not lose their leaves. There was evidence to believe it would be the same for the current year. Photo courtesy of Anthony Menold.

The season of fall has just begun! While most of the nation begins to bundle up as cold temperatures hit, Florida faces drastically different weather, thus giving it a wildly […]

Tesla Cybertruck fails at existing [SATIRE]

On By joshuay
Elon Musk's company, Tesla, releases their newest vehicle, the Tesla Cybertruck. The presentation of the Cybertruck did not go as planned. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia.

It is a very important day for Elon Musk as he reveals his company’s newest, blockiest creation, the Tesla Cybertruck. Straight out of Minecraft, the Tesla Cybertruck is a one of a kind, electrically powered […]

Frigid Florida freak out [SATIRE]

On By maevec
Citizens across Florida panic as temperatures drop for the first time this year, signaling the beginning of a week of cold weather. Many Floridians began preparing for the temperature drop over the previous summer. Graphic by Maeve Campbell.

Snow and ice, frost and sleet; though not seen yet, the citizens of Florida know the threat of the cold is near. People can be seen […]

“Fortnite” finale’s black hole gives the game its much-desired popularity [SATIRE]

On By alexandrag
Fortnite is consumed by an all-knowing black hole that shows no mercy. The game has been loved by fans of all ages since its release. Photo courtesy of Creative Commons.

Recently, one of the most popular online games in the world, Fortnite, was beginning to take a back seat to the sudden uprise in “Minecraft”‘s popularity. The “Fortnite” game […]