Seen above; a woman suffering from a mystifying illness that is not covid and therefore a complete mystery that has continued to baffle and confuse the public of Steinbrenner. Was last seen confined to week long bed rest. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. Seen above; a woman suffering from a mystifying illness that is not Covid and therefore a complete mystery that is continuing to baffle and confuse the public of Steinbrenner. She had last been seen confined to week long bed rest. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
A new, mysterious figure has made its entrance to the scene of Steinbrenner. Taking the breath away of girls, boys, and teachers alike- not with charm, not with looks, and […]
A young boy poses after a long night of trick or treating dressed as a vampire. After he had received many king-sized Hershey bars, he was given a measly toothbrush. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
You walk with friends on Halloween night; the costume that you’re wearing looks like a cheap rip-off of Scooby-Doo and your friends all match with you. Shaggy on […]
Students that pass by on their way to class often get a glimpse of this tree with its “genuine” fall foliage. In past years, trees in Florida did not lose their leaves. There was evidence to believe it would be the same for the current year. Photo courtesy of Anthony Menold.
The season of fall has just begun! While most of the nation begins to bundle up as cold temperatures hit, Florida faces drastically different weather, thus giving it a wildly […]
The lunch line is a perfect example of a line that needs to be cut. Waiting is just wasted time that could’ve been used for other, better things. Photo courtesy of Jade Prieto.
“If you ain’t first, you’re last.” This quote by Ricky Bobby in the movie Talladega Nights embodies the perfect attitude to have in every line […]
Vegans protest the cross contamination of meat and non-meat items. Their protests had proved unsuccessful. Photo courtesy of Dmitry Bayer.
There the protesters stood, right outside of the heavily barricaded Burger King restaurant, demanding the change that they rightfully deserved. Inside the restaurant, Burger King […]
Elon Musk's company, Tesla, releases their newest vehicle, the Tesla Cybertruck. The presentation of the Cybertruck did not go as planned. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia.
It is a very important day for Elon Musk as he reveals his company’s newest, blockiest creation, the Tesla Cybertruck. Straight out of Minecraft, the Tesla Cybertruck is a one of a kind, electrically powered […]
Citizens across Florida panic as temperatures drop for the first time this year, signaling the beginning of a week of cold weather. Many Floridians began preparing for the temperature drop over the previous summer. Graphic by Maeve Campbell.
Snow and ice, frost and sleet; though not seen yet, the citizens of Florida know the threat of the cold is near. People can be seen […]
Fortnite is consumed by an all-knowing black hole that shows no mercy. The game has been loved by fans of all ages since its release. Photo courtesy of Creative Commons.
Recently, one of the most popular online games in the world, Fortnite, was beginning to take a back seat to the sudden uprise in “Minecraft”‘s popularity. The “Fortnite” game […]
A new cocktail of drugs reverses biological age by around 2.5 years. The result was created accidentally by a small team of scientists. Photo courtesy of Emily Kelley.
In the late 1800s, the greatest time to be a woman in America, a man named H.G. Wells wrote a novel called The Time Machine. This novel popularized […]
People gather at the gates of Area 51 to prepare for the raid. The raid has been highly anticipated by conspiracy theorists across the nation. Graphic by Maeve Campbell.
The revolutionary Area 51 raid has unfortunately lost its leader. Matty Roberts, the college student who put the plan in place on Facebook, has dissociated […]
After countless elections that have been split nearly 50/50, a study is finally being conducted on why Floridians cannot come to a consensus on various […]
Agents Mendoza and Vona ready to apprehend offenders. The two teachers were placed at Steinbrenner to root out students who vape. Photo courtesy of Mari Hernandez.
It’s no secret that Steinbrenner has been taking actions recently to try and reduce the number of students that vape during school. From the poster […]