The Mystery Cold of Steinbrenner

A new, mysterious figure has made its entrance to the scene of Steinbrenner. Taking the breath away of girls, boys, and teachers alike- not with ...
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It Was a Dark and Stormy (Sweaty) Night

You walk with friends on Halloween night; the costume that you're wearing looks like a cheap rip-off of Scooby-Doo and your friends all match with ...
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Fall “Fun” in Florida [SATIRE]

The season of fall has just begun! While most of the nation begins to bundle up as cold temperatures hit, Florida faces drastically different weather, ...
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Cutting in line is essential in schools [SATIRE]

“If you ain’t first, you’re last." This quote by Ricky Bobby in the movie Talladega Nights embodies the perfect attitude to have in every line ...
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Vegan leader shares their heart-wrenching campaign [SATIRE]

There the protesters stood, right outside of the heavily barricaded Burger King restaurant, demanding the change that they rightfully deserved. Inside the restaurant, Burger King ...
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Tesla Cybertruck fails at existing [SATIRE]

It is a very important day for Elon Musk as he reveals his company’s newest, blockiest creation, the Tesla Cybertruck. Straight out of Minecraft, the ...
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Frigid Florida freak out [SATIRE]

Snow and ice, frost and sleet; though not seen yet, the citizens of Florida know the threat of the cold is near. People can be ...
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“Fortnite” finale’s black hole gives the game its much-desired popularity [SATIRE]

Recently, one of the most popular online games in the world, Fortnite, was beginning to take a back seat to the sudden uprise in "Minecraft"'s ...
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A Cocktail of Drugs That Reverses Time Itself [SATIRE]

In the late 1800s, the greatest time to be a woman in America, a man named H.G. Wells wrote a novel called The Time Machine ...
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The secrets of Area 51 will finally be revealed [SATIRE]

The revolutionary Area 51 raid has unfortunately lost its leader. Matty Roberts, the college student who put the plan in place on Facebook, has dissociated ...
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