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Vegan leader shares their heart-wrenching campaign [SATIRE]

On April 30, 2020April 27, 2020 By joshuay

Vegans protest the cross contamination of meat and non-meat items. Their protests had proved unsuccessful. Photo courtesy of Dmitry Bayer.

There the protesters stood, right outside of the heavily barricaded Burger King restaurant, demanding the change that they rightfully deserved. Inside the restaurant, Burger King […]

Tesla Cybertruck fails at existing [SATIRE]

On February 6, 2020February 6, 2020 By joshuay

Elon Musk's company, Tesla, releases their newest vehicle, the Tesla Cybertruck. The presentation of the Cybertruck did not go as planned. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia.

It is a very important day for Elon Musk as he reveals his company’s newest, blockiest creation, the Tesla Cybertruck. Straight out of Minecraft, the Tesla Cybertruck is a one of a kind, electrically powered […]

Lela VanLoon’s teaching style is benefitting students

On October 18, 2019December 7, 2019 By joshuay

Lela VanLoon teaches her second period physics class. Her students had been presenting their homework to the class throughout the school year.

Throughout high school, courses are taught in a variety of ways, usually depending on the teacher of the subject. Some schools allow educators to teach […]

A Cocktail of Drugs That Reverses Time Itself [SATIRE]

On September 25, 2019September 26, 2019 By joshuay

A new cocktail of drugs reverses biological age by around 2.5 years. The result was created accidentally by a small team of scientists. Photo courtesy of Emily Kelley.

In the late 1800s, the greatest time to be a woman in America, a man named H.G. Wells wrote a novel called The Time Machine. This novel popularized […]