This is an announcement to all gamers who plan to buy Amiibos! There is an Amiibo-hoarder on the loose buying astounding amounts of Amiibos at stores […]
Snow day! (SATIRE)
Good news for students! Due to an unexpected weather phenomenon, the rest of the third quarter has been cancelled. A thin layer of frost has […]
Prom leaves men dis-dressed [SATIRE]
Each year as prom approaches, every boy of Steinbrenner High school descends upon every Men’s Warehouse within a 10 mile radius of the school; with […]
KFC’s New Fried Chicken Corsage Causes Delicious Escalation of Fast Food War
KFC has officially elbowed their way into the prom night market. Last week the favorite southern fast food joint released the new fried chicken corsage […]
Selfie Olympics come to dangerous close
Since the beginning of the year, teens have been locked in a battle for the best selfie. Fed up with simple mirror shots, an entire […]