Good news for students! Due to an unexpected weather phenomenon, the rest of the third quarter has been cancelled. A thin layer of frost has […]
Snow day! (SATIRE)
You’re sick, stay home
We have all sat next to that one kid who sounds like they’re coughing up their lungs and obviously shouldn’t be in class that day, […]
Ebola now contracted through speech [SATIRE]
In the recent weeks, doctors all over the world have been studying the Ebola virus even more closely in order to research all the ways […]
Field trips become harder to approve, resulting is less
I’m sure I’m not the only one that has become excited over a potential field trip, only to be told by a teacher that it […]
Contraceptives in schools?
Whether or not sexual education has a place in our schools is a highly controversial topic. But with the soaring numbers of teen pregnancies and […]
Community College vs. University
For the majority of high school students, the college application process begins in the fall of their senior year. In today’s competitive job market, college […]
Should financial courses be required to take in high school?
In order to graduate high school you are required to have a certain number of credits in a variety of subjects. Students have to take […]
Should the Bible be used for literary analysis in schools?
For millenia, the Bible has been the embodiment of Christian law and principles. These principles, laws, and stories contain many metaphorical speeches and situations that […]
Prom leaves men dis-dressed [SATIRE]
Each year as prom approaches, every boy of Steinbrenner High school descends upon every Men’s Warehouse within a 10 mile radius of the school; with […]
Should SMF be raised to 18+? [Pro/Con]
Yes: It’s too risky to trust minors at SMF The Sunset Music Festival (SMF) is an eruption of expression. It’s one of the few places […]
Always on their toes, ready to teach
As students, we have all been in the position where a teacher says, “I’m getting evaluated tomorrow so I expect you all to be on […]
KFC’s New Fried Chicken Corsage Causes Delicious Escalation of Fast Food War
KFC has officially elbowed their way into the prom night market. Last week the favorite southern fast food joint released the new fried chicken corsage […]