A Cocktail of Drugs That Reverses Time Itself [SATIRE]

In the late 1800s, the greatest time to be a woman in America, a man named H.G. Wells wrote a novel called The Time Machine ...
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The secrets of Area 51 will finally be revealed [SATIRE]

The revolutionary Area 51 raid has unfortunately lost its leader. Matty Roberts, the college student who put the plan in place on Facebook, has dissociated ...
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Satire: Florida’s indecision confuses citizens and residents alike

After countless elections that have been split nearly 50/50, a study is finally being conducted on why Floridians cannot come to a consensus on various ...
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SATIRE: Youthful teachers recruited as agents for anti-vaping program

It’s no secret that Steinbrenner has been taking actions recently to try and reduce the number of students that vape during school. From the poster ...
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“Best Driver” competition features Steinbrenner [SATIRE]

Steinbrenner high school drivers, mainly students and parents, have never had a more spectacular driving record. This revelation has caught the attention of Central Comedy, a ...
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Freezing winter sends Florida residents into a frenzy [satire]

A state of emergency was called earlier this week when temperatures dipped below seventy degrees, some unfortunate counties suffering temperatures hovering around the mid fifties ...
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Steinbrenner Empire Conquers Neighboring Settlement [Satire]

In the year 2009 AD a band of powerful and ruthless warriors blazed a trail to new lands, deviating from the trade route that some ...
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Tropical Storm Erika soaks all hopes and dreams [SATIRE]

It was the terrible day of August 31. Many kids had expected to miss school on that dreadful day to spend what could've been their ...
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Snow day! (SATIRE)

Good news for students! Due to an unexpected weather phenomenon, the rest of the third quarter has been cancelled. A thin layer of frost has ...
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Ebola now contracted through speech [SATIRE]

In the recent weeks, doctors all over the world have been studying the Ebola virus even more closely in order to research all the ways ...
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