Tesla Cybertruck fails at existing [SATIRE]

It is a very important day for Elon Musk as he reveals his company’s newest, blockiest creation, the Tesla Cybertruck. Straight out of Minecraft, the ...
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Frigid Florida freak out [SATIRE]

Snow and ice, frost and sleet; though not seen yet, the citizens of Florida know the threat of the cold is near. People can be ...
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“Fortnite” finale’s black hole gives the game its much-desired popularity [SATIRE]

Recently, one of the most popular online games in the world, Fortnite, was beginning to take a back seat to the sudden uprise in "Minecraft"'s ...
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A Cocktail of Drugs That Reverses Time Itself [SATIRE]

In the late 1800s, the greatest time to be a woman in America, a man named H.G. Wells wrote a novel called The Time Machine ...
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The secrets of Area 51 will finally be revealed [SATIRE]

The revolutionary Area 51 raid has unfortunately lost its leader. Matty Roberts, the college student who put the plan in place on Facebook, has dissociated ...
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Satire: Florida’s indecision confuses citizens and residents alike

After countless elections that have been split nearly 50/50, a study is finally being conducted on why Floridians cannot come to a consensus on various ...
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SATIRE: Youthful teachers recruited as agents for anti-vaping program

It’s no secret that Steinbrenner has been taking actions recently to try and reduce the number of students that vape during school. From the poster ...
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“Best Driver” competition features Steinbrenner [SATIRE]

Steinbrenner high school drivers, mainly students and parents, have never had a more spectacular driving record. This revelation has caught the attention of Central Comedy, a ...
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Freezing winter sends Florida residents into a frenzy [satire]

A state of emergency was called earlier this week when temperatures dipped below seventy degrees, some unfortunate counties suffering temperatures hovering around the mid fifties ...
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Steinbrenner Empire Conquers Neighboring Settlement [Satire]

In the year 2009 AD a band of powerful and ruthless warriors blazed a trail to new lands, deviating from the trade route that some ...
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