Frigid Florida freak out [SATIRE]

Snow and ice, frost and sleet; though not seen yet, the citizens of Florida know the threat of the cold is near. People can be ...
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Political polarization is concerning but not irreversible

Politics, at its core, is polarizing. People associate it with conflict, argument, and frustration. It is a direct clash of opinions, while also trying to ...
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“Fortnite” finale’s black hole gives the game its much-desired popularity [SATIRE]

Recently, one of the most popular online games in the world, Fortnite, was beginning to take a back seat to the sudden uprise in "Minecraft"'s ...
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Metal straws aren’t as helpful as they seem

As metal straws continue to increase in popularity, some people are starting to question the use of them and if they’re safe for people. Some ...
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Voters start looking at presidential candidates too early

With less than 400 days left until the 2020 election, some voters still haven't even taken a glance at the candidates for president. 400 days ...
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New Florida law makes driving safer by banning holding phones within school zones

In the past two years, 1,845 crashes took place within school zones in Hillsborough County alone. These numbers encouraged transportation officials to try to find ...
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Media response to environmental issues is far too short-lived

Forests are burning, reefs are dying, and nobody has heard anything about it. And then, for a week, these issues hit the news. The stories ...
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A Cocktail of Drugs That Reverses Time Itself [SATIRE]

In the late 1800s, the greatest time to be a woman in America, a man named H.G. Wells wrote a novel called The Time Machine ...
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The secrets of Area 51 will finally be revealed [SATIRE]

The revolutionary Area 51 raid has unfortunately lost its leader. Matty Roberts, the college student who put the plan in place on Facebook, has dissociated ...
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Vaccinations may be a personal decision, but can have dangerous consequences

When Ethan Lindenberger testified in court against his own mother to decide on his vaccinations, the anti-vaccination debate was brought to the forefront of the ...
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