“If you ain’t first, you’re last.” This quote by Ricky Bobby in the movie Talladega Nights embodies the perfect attitude to have in every line […]
Cutting in line is essential in schools [SATIRE]
Vegan leader shares their heart-wrenching campaign [SATIRE]
There the protesters stood, right outside of the heavily barricaded Burger King restaurant, demanding the change that they rightfully deserved. Inside the restaurant, Burger King […]
Tesla Cybertruck fails at existing [SATIRE]
It is a very important day for Elon Musk as he reveals his company’s newest, blockiest creation, the Tesla Cybertruck. Straight out of Minecraft, the Tesla Cybertruck is a one of a kind, electrically powered […]
Frigid Florida freak out [SATIRE]
Snow and ice, frost and sleet; though not seen yet, the citizens of Florida know the threat of the cold is near. People can be seen […]
“Fortnite” finale’s black hole gives the game its much-desired popularity [SATIRE]
Recently, one of the most popular online games in the world, Fortnite, was beginning to take a back seat to the sudden uprise in “Minecraft”‘s popularity. The “Fortnite” game […]
A Cocktail of Drugs That Reverses Time Itself [SATIRE]
In the late 1800s, the greatest time to be a woman in America, a man named H.G. Wells wrote a novel called The Time Machine. This novel popularized […]
The secrets of Area 51 will finally be revealed [SATIRE]
The revolutionary Area 51 raid has unfortunately lost its leader. Matty Roberts, the college student who put the plan in place on Facebook, has dissociated […]
Satire: Florida’s indecision confuses citizens and residents alike
After countless elections that have been split nearly 50/50, a study is finally being conducted on why Floridians cannot come to a consensus on various […]
SATIRE: Youthful teachers recruited as agents for anti-vaping program
Agents Mendoza and Vona ready to apprehend offenders. The two teachers were placed at Steinbrenner to root out students who vape. Photo courtesy of Mari Hernandez.
It’s no secret that Steinbrenner has been taking actions recently to try and reduce the number of students that vape during school. From the poster […]
“Best Driver” competition features Steinbrenner [SATIRE]
Steinbrenner high school drivers, mainly students and parents, have never had a more spectacular driving record. This revelation has caught the attention of Central Comedy, a […]
Freezing winter sends Florida residents into a frenzy [satire]
A state of emergency was called earlier this week when temperatures dipped below seventy degrees, some unfortunate counties suffering temperatures hovering around the mid fifties. […]
Steinbrenner Empire Conquers Neighboring Settlement [Satire]
In the year 2009 AD a band of powerful and ruthless warriors blazed a trail to new lands, deviating from the trade route that some […]